Wisdom for RV Living

After a month and a half of RV life (has it only been 6 weeks?) I believe I have figured out the trick to getting along in tight quarters. Please allow me to share some tips I've learned so far.

Prayer is a very important aspect of living like this. (Dear God, pleeeeeese make him stop chewing so loud he's driving me freaking nuts...)

Fasting can also be a tool to help maintain one's focus on a Higher Power. (You ate the last chicken strip? Seriously? I'm fine...I don't need to eat anything.)

Exercise is critical to the RV lifestyle. (You have the A/C on so high I'm freakin' freezing! I'll just go sit outside. Man, it's hot out here, I'm going back in. Ugh, my hands and feet are so cold, I'm going back outside...)

Cheerful submission to one's mate keeps the peace and maintains order. (Really, golf then baseball, then boat racing? GO SPORTS!!! No, by all means...watch what you want...stupid white male privilege...)

Restful days enhance this lifestyle. (How long is he gonna nap on the couch? Where am I supposed to go? How can he sleep sitting up anyway? Is his snoring getting louder?)

Doing little chores helps to pass the time productively. (Would you please bring the vacuum in for me? Now you're gonna tell me how to vacuum? As if you're an expert? Leave me alone! I've got this!!!)

As you can see, the RV life is a wonderful way to strengthen marriage relationships if we are careful to maintain a respectful and cheerful attitude. I hope these tips have been helpful. You're welcome.